od knows I love me some Jessica. She is a sweet girl. But recently when Carrie Underwood claimed that her ex, Tony Romo, (Jessica's current man) is still calling her, Jessica says:

"Tony and I both laughed at that," Simpson told Nashville radio station 107.5 The River. "We got a chuckle out of it."  Underwood's comments are "definitely" not true, Simpson said. So ... how does she know this?   "I looked at his call log."

Jess... there is something called a 'delete' button. Best thing for you to do is get a hold of the bill. And by the way, you need to learn how to close your mouth during photos. You always look like you just blew an elephant.

        

Heidi Montag has a new single. and I actually listened to it for about 1 minute I had to stop or I would have to mop up the blood spurtng from my ears. The last time I heard a voice like that, my cat was getting it from behind from a newfoundland.

        

We just got out of "Tropic Thunder" and it was FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!    Robert Downey jr. is amazing but the big surprise, as you have heard, is Tom Cruise. It's not just a cameo. He has a significant part and he steals the show. Especially at the end.  I won't even elaborate, you have to see it. Filthy language, but great.

        

NOT CHEF!!!!!! Isaac Hayes, the pioneering singer, songwriter and musician whose relentless "Theme From Shaft" won Academy and Grammy awards, died Sunday, the Shelby County Sheriff's Office said. He was 65. A family member found Hayes unresponsive near a treadmill and he was pronounced dead about an hour later at Baptist East Hospital in Memphis, according to the sheriff's office. The cause of death was not immediately known. Of course he was the voice of "Chef" on Southpark before he left due to the writers spoofing Scientology. Well as they say, death comes in threes. Who's next?

        

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

        

Sooo funny. He totally rags on Dina and Ali Lohan. I actually feel sorry for them. Wait, did I just say that? Actually after watching the show, Ali does have a decent voice. but she still looks like a cougar for a 14 yr old.

        

<-----Cutest photo ever!

        

"Hey Sean.. just use mamma's ciggarettes like Lincoln Logs, it's awright! Make sure you fill mah bics with lighter fluid when yer done!"

        

Here is Britney Spears in Cabo taking a break from...uh.... taking a break. She looks great. I hope this is an upward turn for her. Although I still have a problem with letting her kid play with lighters like they were G.I. Joe action figures.

        

SEPTEMBER 1!  Can't wait. One of the best shows on tv if you are shallow, superficial girl. and I am.

        

So thank god brit gave sole custody to Kevin because from looking at this photo, she is showing Sean how lighters work.  So when she's in bed with cheetos and Frappes, she can say "Sean, get me mah turnin' stick... and light me a ciggie, will ya?"
(turnin' stick is a Simpson's reference when Lisa turned into a fat redneck mom)
The bowl in front of him is full of lighters and matches.
Why is she even smoking in front of the kids???

        

So it's all over the net. How do you top Batman? Add Angelina as Catwoman. I can see it! I don't know if someone just started the rumor or they are in talks. Frankly, I think she has a lot on her plate right now.

        

May of next year the new Termination movie will be released with Christian Bale as John Conner. Can't wait. Except I don't get Josh Brolin as the Terminator. I hope he shaves.

        

Here is our new Ragdoll kitten, Precious (or Sophie or Penelope... we haven't decided yet).  She is sweet as pie but when she gets the crazies... watch out. We should have known the kind of trouble we were in for when she left a present on my son's blanket in the car.    Ragdolls are the sweetest breed in the world. They love people.

        

DO NOT GO TO BALI! I watched the documentary "Ganja Queen" on HBO this weekend. I am sick about it. I just know she is innocent.  And even if she's not, she doesn't deserve 20 years in a third world jail. I copied this from a website about her plight:

Schapelle Corby is a 27 Year old Gold Coast beauty student from Australia that was arrested in October 2004 after 4.1kg of marijuana was found in her bags at Bali airport. Schapelle is now doing 20 years in Prison for something she did not do, as someone has said that he was the one that put the marijuana into Schapelles bag. Schapelle did not get a fair trial as the Prosecution, the Customs and the Police all lied in court during the trial, also the judges just did not want to know of any evidence that would clear Schapelle.

All Bali Prosecution, Police and judges care about is that the drugs are in your bag, they just do not care that someone else has put the drugs there, so this could happen to you. The only way you get freedom in Bali is to bribe the judges with lots of money. The final disgrace and shame on the generally good people of Bali, who have little knowledge of and no involvement in Corby's case and comes from reports that Corby's jail guards have actually charged people (anyone who was willing to pay) to come and gawk at Ms. Corby behind bars.


So watch the documentary and make up your own mind.

        

Megan Fox knows she’s the star of ‘Transformers 2′ and has  supposedly banned producers from casting other attractive brunette actresses in the sequel.

A secret source says, "Megan is definitely the star of the sequel, and she wants to keep it that way. It’s fine with her if there are hot blondes in the movie but she’s made it clear that she doesn’t want any brunettes."

        

This is the movie they were filming when that beautiful Aston Martin flipped over the bridge. Action packed, brooding James....

        

I'm sure you already know about this sad news, but George Carlin, comedian and curse word lover, passed away from heart failure at Saint Joan's Hospital in Santa Monica, CA yesterday. He was 71.  George has had a history of heart problems. He checked into the hospital yesterday after complaining about chest pains.  He is survived by his second wife Sally Wade and his daughter Kelly Carlin.

I Loved him.  He had the balls to say things a lot of us wanted to say.

R.I.P. George Carlin

        

I totally got this from www.filmdrunk.com but Naba, a four-year-old female African lion, keeps cool as she licks a 'bloodsicle' made of frozen cow blood, Monday, June 9, 2008, at the National Zoo in Washington, as temperatures rose toward the triple digits along the East Coast.



And here is the winner of the Ugliest Dog in America contest. and people wonder why I prefer cats:

        

Courtney's deathly pale skin made people scream and hide as she stepped out for a shopping trip in Malibu in a 1920s see-through lace dress. What's going on here? I hope it's not drugs again. She has a kid to think about. Here are some before and after photos. She was prettier with meat on her bones. Well, okay, not prettier... but... less dead.